yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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