when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize