where am i from again
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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