Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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