The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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