I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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