And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
