There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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