I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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