I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How does one acquire holy water?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
