dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You work out of a Hotel?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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