No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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