Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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