I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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