everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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