put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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