when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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