I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
with your own penis?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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