so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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