Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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