you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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