You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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