Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I didn't notice because vodka
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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