The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Vodka?
Forever.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
