I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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