i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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