Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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