you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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