last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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