he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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