Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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