I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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