sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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