last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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