You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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