My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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