He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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