guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I wish i was in the wii world.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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