Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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