you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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