What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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