Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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