I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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