He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize