How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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