There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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