I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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