my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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