I hate all girls vehemently.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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