I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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