I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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