laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
