try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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