He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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