this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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