you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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