She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
its liver damage thursday
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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