Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
