i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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